My Readers Digest is Crying

Under almost all circumstances you can find the most recent issue of The Readers Digest sitting next to my kitchen sink. Last night while doing dishes I glanced over to see the nurse on the November cover crying. I quickly thought to myself, “I don’t remember her crying” and then went on with the dishes. A few seconds later out of the corner of my eye I saw the tear drop roll down the page a bit; then I thought, “Man, is there anything Readers Digest can’t do?” Apparently I need to store my reading material a litter father away from the kitchen sink.