– From his ducks
– Put it next to the wall.
– When a pig is hungry he eats like a horse, and when a horse is hungry he eats like a pig.
– None. Pine trees don’t have acorns.
– One. After that the bag isn’t empty.
– None. A hole is empty.
– Mash them first.
– On the outside.
– Milk. It can turn sour.
– An elevator
– Jelly beans.
-A coat of paint.
-A car pool.
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?
– When the water is frozen into ice.
– Because there is a day between.
– Because there is not a single person in it.
A patient is rushed into the emergency ward of the hospital after a horrific road crash, and is in urgent need of an operation to save his life. The surgeon on duty walks into the room and says, “I can’t operate on this boy, He is my SON!” But the surgeon was not the boy’s father. How could this be?
what do you light first
– answer: the match
Where do fish keep their month?
I have many eyes but cannot see. I have no mouth or nose, but always smell. What am I?
What is put on the table and cut, but never eaten?
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn’t a single person. Why?
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Why can’t a man living in Winston Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi?
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
– A Fire
What goes up and down without moving?
The one who made it, didn’t want it